And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
