Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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