with your own penis?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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