I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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