He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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