Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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