Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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