I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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