just tell him i said nine months
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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