I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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