I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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