Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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