soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
