Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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