So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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