i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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