If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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