i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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