apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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