Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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