But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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