Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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