Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Randomize
