You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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