Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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