Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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