i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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