Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm both gender and math confused
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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