4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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