whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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