I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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