Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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