that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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