My Higher Power is John Stamos
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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