There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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