was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
