I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
