No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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