I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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