he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There r osticjed everywhere
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
whose parrot is this?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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