you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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