If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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