no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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