Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My pussy is not your playground.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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