3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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