I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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