went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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