I want to stick my p in your. b.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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