your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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