we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
