At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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